Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

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Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!