What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ?

Becca the net !