It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Sarah kept silent.
As developing children their knee grows.
Cause they're knee grows!
A dead poodle, split in half.
This is the end of me !
A. Wave at her.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Geometry.
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
