What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.