What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.