Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"