Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What did one eyebrow say to the other?

H-eyebrow