What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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Algae-bra.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.