None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Some people actually believe santa exist.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!
A sheet in the dark!
Because it's a terrible album.
They can lighten your load !
A LED Zeppelin
