Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What do you call an Inbred cow?

A sandwich!

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye