Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."