Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."