Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!