Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...