Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /