Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!