Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman