Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.