Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth