Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible