Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!