Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!