Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.