Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.