Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)