Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.