Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !