Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !