What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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Tulips on your organ.

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I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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because im a black man you racist

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.