What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.