What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting