What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.