What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)