Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.