Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.