Israel Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!