Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)