Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....