Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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How do you make a baby drink?

A: Stick it in the blender.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....