What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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