What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom