What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red