Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!