Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.