Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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A leotard.

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A leotard.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.