How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex