Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair