Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it