Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.