Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker