How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!