Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!