What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Running... JK rolling

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !