Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !