How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees