Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !