Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.