How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.