Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

Previous Random Joke Next

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.