Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul