Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make