What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.