Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.