Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.