What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.