What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.