What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !