What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !