Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!