What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist