How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.