How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out