NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again.
The girl who puts it there.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
When he was nailed on the cross.
He got hammered with his buddies.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn