Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo